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Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Still no good
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They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
What is the recipe for making a turmeric and ginger drink?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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